What's a bool?

If ValidAccess = False Then
    ...
ElseIf ValidAccess = True Then
    ...
End If

Why! Why! Why!

public override bool Validate()
{
    bool bValidate = false;

    try
    {
        bValidate = (EOID > 0 ? true : false);
    }
    catch (Exception ex)
    {
        Utilities.LogError(ex.Message, "AbsentHoursBL");
        throw;
    }

    return bValidate;
}

WOW.... That's efficient

CREATE PROCEDURE dbo.proFormDropDown 
(@FormType As VARCHAR(5))
AS

SET NOCOUNT ON

CREATE TABLE #tbl_hold_menu (
menu_num VARCHAR(2),
menu_name VARCHAR(20),
form_type CHAR(1))

INSERT INTO  #tbl_hold_menu(menu_num, menu_name, form_type)
SELECT  dept_id, dept_desc,dept_menu_type 
FROM tbl_dept 
ORDER BY dept_desc

INSERT INTO  #tbl_hold_menu(menu_num, menu_name, form_type)
SELECT job_id, job_title, job_menu_type FROM tbl_job
  WHERE job_menu_type <>'0'
ORDER BY job_menu_type

INSERT INTO  #tbl_hold_menu(menu_num, menu_name, form_type)
SELECT shift_num, shift_name, menu_type 
FROM tbl_shift
ORDER BY shift_num 

INSERT INTO  #tbl_hold_menu(menu_num, menu_name, form_type)
SELECT work_team_id, work_team_name, 'T'
FROM tbl_work_team
ORDER BY work_team_name

SELECT * FROM  #tbl_hold_menu
WHERE form_type = @FormType
ORDER BY form_type

DROP TABLE  #tbl_hold_menu

Hard-coded Hell!

Sub WritePosition()

If fPositionID = "0" Then

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='0' SELECTED>Select Type </OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='F/T'>Full Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='P/T'>Part Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='Temp'>Agency Hires</OPTION>"

ElseIf fPositionID = "F/T" Then

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='0'>Select Type </OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='F/T' SELECTED>Full Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='P/T'>Part Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='Temp'>Agency Hires</OPTION>"

ElseIf fPositionID = "P/T" Then

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='0'>Select Type </OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='F/T'>Full Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='P/T'SELECTED>Part Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='Temp'>Agency Hires</OPTION>"

Else

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='0'>Select Type </OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='F/T'>Full Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='P/T'>Part Time</OPTION>"

Response.Write "<OPTION VALUE='Temp' SELECTED>Agency Hires</OPTION>"

End If

End Sub

Another logic headscratcher

If IsNumeric(CurrentPunchID) = True And CurrentBehavior = "B" Then
  ...
ElseIf IsNumeric(CurrentPunchID) = True And CurrentBehavior <> "B" Then
  ...
End If

Logic Hard

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
if (!parent.fraLogout == false) {
    parent.fraLogout.location.reload(true);
}
else if (!opener.parent.fraLogout == false) {
    opener.parent.fraLogout.location.reload(true);
}
</SCRIPT>

nuLoL

return ((Request.Cookies["UserSettings"]["GUID"] != null ? Request.Cookies["UserSettings"]["GUID"] : null));